How to get breast implant instead of wrinkle surgery

April 4, 2008 · Filed Under weird 

Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.
But when she woke up after the operation, she found that doctors had put in silicone implants, increasing her cup size from a C to a D.
The doctors told her the bigger breasts were the best way to achieve the firmer skin.

A wrinkle is a ridge or crease of a surface. It usually refers to folds on fabric or clothes, or on the skin of an organism; the folds are generally random and do not exhibit any repeating pattern. In skin or other foldable material a wrinkle or fold may be permanent if the material is folded the same way each time.

Skin wrinkles typically appear as a result of aging processes such as glycation or, temporarily, as the result of prolonged (more than a few minutes) immersion in water. Wrinkling in skin is caused by habitual facial expressions, aging, sun damage, smoking, poor hydration, and various other factors. With prolonged water exposure, the outer layer of skin starts to absorb water. The skin doesn’t expand evenly, however, and this causes your skin to wrinkle. Deplation of water in the body, as occurs with dehydration, can also cause this puckering of the skin.

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2 Responses to “How to get breast implant instead of wrinkle surgery”

  1. minocycline do not lie down on April 9th, 2008 3:31 am

    How weird! I don’t think I ever decide to make plastic surgery :(

  2. Polypropylene String Technique on June 4th, 2008 1:24 pm

    The first story made me laugh. The women who went in for breast surgery and they made her boobs bigger. I guess making them bigger is one way to make them firmer.

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